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I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. ~~~~~ The problem with fasting seven days is that it makes one weak. ~~~~~ Diet: When you go to some length to change width. ~~~~~ It's not the minutes spent at a table that puts on weight, it's the seconds. ~~~~~ More fattening than the ice cream sundae is the spoon you put into it. ~~~~~ I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days. ~~~~~ The older you get the harder it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become good friends. |
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Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -- Mark Twain ~~~~~
~~~~~ YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN... You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. |
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The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions. ~~~~~ You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. ~~~~~ I don't exercise at all. If God had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them up higher on my body. ~~~~~ The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier. ~~~~~ At my gym they have free weights, so I took them. -- Steve Smith |
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Ebooks
Sunday 1 December 2013
Lose Weight
Pirate's Treasure
Written by Carol Moore |
Illustrated by Aura Moser |
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